Down With Dukes Of Hazzard!

You've Got To See Someone At Their Worst And Ask Yourself If You Can Handle It.

I Collect Travel Alarm Clocks. I Was In A Flea Market In France Once, In 1994, And I Opened Up This Beautiful Jaeger-lecoultre Folding Eight-day Winding Clock Folded Into A Beautiful Case, And I Went, 'wow, Man.' And I've Been Collecting Travel Alarm Clocks Since 1994.

I Believe We Can Balance The Scales If Tom Cruise Would Lower His Quote By A Mere $29 Million... I Assure You My Salary Would Not Make A Difference. My Annual Salary Is The Budget For Altoids On One Of Tom's Movies.

Remember, Sex Is Like A Chinese Dinner. It Ain't Over 'til You Both Get Your Cookie.

There's Three Things: There's Masculinity, There's Intelligence, There's Sensitivity. You've Got To Bring Those Three Things To A Leading Man's Role: Masculinity, Sensitivity, Intelligence. In Some People, There's A Little Too Much In The Mix Of One Or The Other.