Drama Is Real Life With All The

Really, The Novelist Has The Best Casting Since He Doesn't Have To Cope With The Actors And All The Rest. -alfred Hitchcock

Even My Failures Make Money And Become Classics A Year After I Make Them.

These Are Bagpipes. I Understand The Inventor Of The Bagpipes Was Inspired When He Saw A Man Carrying An Indignant, Asthmatic Pig Under His Arm. Unfortunately, The Man-made Sound Never Equalled The Purity Of The Sound Achieved By The Pig.

Our Original Title, You Know, Was `the Man In Lincoln`s Nose`. Couldn`t Use It, Though. They Also Wouldn`t Let Us Shoot People On Mount Rushmore. Can`t Deface A National Monument. And It`s A Pity, Too, Because I Had A Wonde.

One Never Knows The Ending. One Has To Die To Know Exactly What Happens After Death, Although Catholics Have Their Hopes.