Drinking Is Bad Taste But Tastes Good.

We Deny That It Is Fun To Be Saving. It Is Fun To Be Prodigal. Go To The Butterfly, Thou Parsimonious Sluggard; Consider Her Ways And Get Wise.

In The Order Named, These Are The Hardest To Control - Wine, Women And Song.

Health Is The Thing That Makes You Feel That Now Is The Best Time Of The Year.

Middle Age Occurs When You Are Too Young To Take Up Golf And Too Old To Rush Up To The Net.

Count The Day Won, When The Earth, Turning On Its Axis, Imposes No Additional Taxes