Drop Dead-but First Get Permit

Television Leaves No External Scars.

Stupidity Cannot Be Cured With Money, Or Through Education, Or By Legislation.

If A Grasshopper Tries To Fight A Lawnmower, One May Admire His Courage But Not His Judgement.

Violence Never Settles Anything Should Be Debated By The Ghosts Of Hitler And Stalin, With The City Fathers Of Carthage As Referees.

Every Law That Was Ever Written Opened Up A New Way To Graft.