Dude, I Didn't Say Jude Law Can't

Most Parts In Comedy, They're Not Really Written For Men. They're Written For, Like, These Boy-men.

Carol Leifer Is Funny, Really Funny.

They Don't Want You To Vote. If They Did, We Wouldn't Vote On A Tuesday. In November. You Ever Throw A Party On A Tuesday? No. Because Nobody Would Come.

Women Can Have All The Evidence But They Still Want The Confession.

I Was At Michael Jackson's House, And This Kid Runs Out, 'wait, Save Me!'