During My Sabbatical, I Spent Two Years

One Day I'm Riding A Bicycle In My Neighborhood, The Next Day I Auditioned For Menudo And Was On A Plane To Perform In Front Of 200,000 People.

I Think Religion Is A Bunch Of Hooey, And I Think That The Holidays Are An Opportunity For People To Get Stressed Out, Getting Their Rush To Shop. It's So Conformist.

Getting Caught Masturbating Sucks. I Got Caught Masturbating In Jail 7 Or 8 Times, It Really Sucks.

I'm Like A Shark, Right At The Top Of The Food Chain. I Take What I Want, When I Want. I Truly Am The Reflection Of Perfection.

I Don't Need Anything To Live, To Be Honest. Give Me A Mattress Or A Futon On The Floor And I'll Be The Happiest Camper.