Dyin' Is A Pain In The Ass.

I've Always Had A Theory That Whenever Guys And Gals Start Swinging, They Begin To Lose Interest In Conquering The World. They Just Want A Comfortable Pad And Stereo And Wheels, And Their Thoughts Turn To The Good Things Of Life - Not To War. They Loosen Up, They Live And They're More Apt To Let Live.

I Want To Be Buried With A Zippo, A Roll Of Dimes & A Bottle Of Jack!

Las Vegas Is The Only Place I Know Where Money Really Talks--it Says, Goodbye.

May You Live To Be 100 And May The Last Voice You Hear Be Mine.

I'm Gonna Live Till I Die.