Dying Is Not A Sin. Not Living

Success Is Always Somebody Else's Opinion Of You; But It Doesn't Amount To A Damn Compared To Your Own Opinion Of Yourself.

I Feel Sorry For People Who Don't Drink. When They Wake Up In The Morning, That's As Good As They're Going To Feel All Day.

If You've Been Fortunate Enough To Live Out Your Dream In The Profession Of Your Choice, Then You Have An Obligation To Send The Elevator Back Down.

My Career Has Been Full Of Remarkable Coincidences That Have Nothing To Do With Me.

How She Moves. That's Just Like Jell-o On Springs. She Must Have Some Sort Of Built-in Motors. I Tell You, It's A Whole Different Sex! Joe: What Are You Afraid Of? Nobody's Asking You To Have A Baby.