Dying's Tough - But Not As Tough

Everyone Tells Me I've Had Such An Interesting Life, But Sometimes I Think It's Been Nothing But Stomach Disturbances And Self-concern.

My Father Used To Say, 'let Them See You And Not The Suit. That Should Be Secondary.'

Sometimes Angels Rush In Where Fools Fear To Tread.

When I'm Married I Want To Be Single, And When I'm Single I Want To Be Married.

To Write An Autobiography, You've Got To Expose Other People. I Hope To Get Out Of This World As Gracefully As Possible, Without Embarrassing Anyone.