E-i-e-i-o Is Actually A Gross Misspelling Of

I Was Surprised When I Started Getting Old. I Always Thought It Was One Of Those Things That Would Happen To Someone Else.

It's The American View That Everything Has To Keep Climbing: Productivity, Profits, Even Comedy.

I'm Sure Hitler Was Great With His Family.

Next Time You See Someone Sleeping, Make Believe You're In A Science Fiction Movie. And Whisper, 'the Creature Is Regenerating Itself.'

The Keys To America: The Cross, The Brew, The Dollar, And The Gun.