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This Country Was Founded By A Group Of Slave Owners Who Told Us That All Men Are Created Equal.

Weather Forecast For Tonight: Dark. Continued Dark Overnight, With Widely Scattered Light By Morning.

I'd Go On Runs [on Cocaine ], Four And Five Days Without Sleep. Then I'd Crash And Sleep About 18 Hours A Day For Seven To Ten Days. Then It Would Take A Few More Weeks To Get Over A Vague Sort Of Depression. Then I'd Be Off On Another Run.

If At First You Don't Succeed, Redefine Success.

When You Step On The Brakes Your Life Is In Your Foot's Hands.