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Sleeping Beauty, Who Said To Prince Charming, Are You Sure All We Did Was Kiss? Never Got A Dinner!

The Invisible Man, Who Said To His Wife, I Don't Care If It Looks Silly, Don't Stop! Never Got A Dinner!

Adam, Who Said To Eve, What Do You Mean You Have Nothing To Wear? Never Got A Dinner!

Zsa Zsa Gabor, The Only Woman Ever To Apply For Group Alimony. Never Got A Dinner!

Captain Hook's Mother, Who Said To Little Hook, For God Sakes, Don't Scratch It! Never Got A Dinner!