Each Jew Must Either Give Or Take

If You Listen Carefully, You Get To Hear Everything You Didn't Want To Hear In The First Place.

No Matter How Bad Things Get, You Got To Go On Living, Even If It Kills You.

A Bachelor Is A Man Who Comes To Work Each Morning From A Different Direction.

One Cannot Live On Potatoes Alone. It Is Said That One Wants Bread With Potatoes. And When There's No Bread, A Jew Takes His Stick, And Goes Through The Village In Search Of Business.

When Have You Ever Heard Of A Cantor Or Any Artist Turning Anyone Down When He Is Strongly Urged To Perform?