Eating Is Sex For Old People.

Some People Are Like Blue Jeans- The Older And More Beat Up They Get, The Better They Look.

Just Write About What Bites You And Damn The Rest.

Dogs Are Here To Remind Us Life Really Is A Simple Thing. You Eat, Sleep, Take Walks, And Pee When You Must. That's About All There Is. They Are Quick To Forgive Trespasses And Assume Strangers Will Be Kind.

Both Young Children And Old People Have A Lot Of Time On Their Hands. That's Probably Why They Get Along So Well.

I Would Have Given Him Everything. I Would Have Pulled Down Planets To Make Our Life Work.