Elite Is Not A Bad Word, It's

And A Wheat Thin The Size Of Lake Tahoe.

A Friend Is Somebody Who Says The Same Things To Your Face That They Would Say If You're Not In The Room.

I'm Terribly Afraid Of Failure. When Your Identity Is Wrapped Up In Writing And You've Written Something That Doesn't Work, It's A Tough Pill To Swallow.

Television From Its Inception Had The Number One Goal To Alienate As Few People As Possible. That's Why If You Look At 1950s, 1960s American Sitcoms, The Characters Don't Live Any Place In Particular, Religion Is Never Discussed, Politics Is Never Discussed, You Never Really Know What Anyone's Job Is; Nothing That Could Make These People Seem Different From You Is Ever Discussed.

Roxy Sorkin, Your Father Just Won The Academy Award. I'm Going To Have To Insist On Some Respect From Your Guinea Pig.