Elvis Saved My Life When I Was

I Won't Read Scripts Because I Have A Limited Amount Of Time. Why Should I Help Other People Do Lame Stuff When I Can Just Go Out And Put On Lame Stuff Of My Own?

Everybody Has Their Own Free Choice To Do What They Want.

Never Do Things For Money. It's Always The Things You Do For Love That Turn Out To Pay The Best.

Pattycake, Pattycake, Baker's Man; Good Morning, Madam, I'm A Psychiatrist

At Cambridge, You Have To Kiss The Vice-chancellor's Fingers. But I Missed Out On That, 'cause I Was Doing A Matinee. I Don't Want To Kiss A Strange Man's Fingers Anyway.