English? Who Needs That? I'm Never Going

I'm A Writer Who Just Happens To Draw.

If People Only Knew How Much I Secretly Hated Them, They'd Love Me For Holding It In.

I'm Presently Incarcerated. Convicted Of A Crime I Didn't Even Commit. Hah! "attempted Murder"? Now Honestly, What Is That? Do They Give A Nobel Prize For Attempted Chemistry? Do They?

A Lot Of Our Writers, Like Conan O'brien, Moved On To Other Things.

No Matter How Good You Are At Something, There's Always About A Million People Better Than You.