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You Know, You Look At The Chaos In The Conservative Camp Right Now, It's Only Too Tempting To Blame It All On Pot. But In Fact, The Reagan Revolution Owes A Lot To Reefer. For One Thing, It's Made The Symptoms Of Senility Socially Acceptable.

I Think It's Time To Stop Carping On The Blunders Of The President And Give Him Some Credit For Creativity. I Mean, Where Do You Even Find A Jewish Hard-line Conservative Republican Pot-smoker? Sounds Like An Oprah Winfrey Guest.

I Never Joined, But I Used To Go To Church Now And Then. I Liked It, Because They Always Passed Out Plates Of Money At The End.

I'm Not An Athiest. How Can You Not Believe In Something That Doesn't Exist? That's Way Too Convoluted For Me.

The Baptists' Basic Theology Is That If You Hold Someone Under Water Long Enough, He'll Come Around To Your Way Of Thinking. It's A Ritual Known As 'bobbing For Baptists.'