Enormous? Did You Just Call Me Fat?

As Far As I’m Concerned, This Is The Worst Thing That’s Happened Since I Found Out Why Magnus Was Banned From Peru.

What's The Word For A Perfectly Reasonable Fear Of Annoying Idiots?

I've Never Seen Anyone Get So Excited Over Books Before. You'd Think They Were Diamonds.

Not Everything That's True Needs To Be Said.

You're Not So Bad. You'll Get There. You Should Have Seen Alec Do Flips At First. I Think He Kicked Himself In The Head Once.