Enough About Me. What Do You Think

That's The Oscars For Ya - You Remember Who Was Nominated, But You Don't Remember Who Won!

I Wouldn't Say I Invented Tacky, But I Definitely Brought It To Its Present High Popularity.

I've Always Said We Got Married Because There Was Nothing On Tv.

A Lot Of People Have No Access To Beauty. When I Was Growing Up, My Mother Had Only A Few Pretty Things To Look At.

I Haven't Left My House In Days. I Watch The News Channels Incessantly. All The News Stories Are About The Election; All The Commercials Are Viagra And Cialis. Election, Erection, Election, Erection! Either Way We're Screwed!