'escargot' Is French For 'fat Crawling Bag

Sign At A Tennessee Highway: When This Sign Is Under Water, This Road Is Impassable.

If You Asked Me To Name The Three Scariest Threats Facing The Human Race, I Would Give The Same Answer That Most People Would: Nuclear War, Global Warming And Windows.

The Obvious And Fair Solution To The Housework Problem Is To Let Men Do The Housework For, Say, The Next Six Thousand Years, To Even Things Up. The Trouble Is That Men, Over The Years, Have Developed An Inflated Notion Of The Importance Of Everything They Do, So That Before Long They Would Turn Housework Into Just As Much Of A Charade As Business Is Now. They Would Hire Secretaries And Buy Computers And Fly Off To Housework Conferences In Bermuda, But They'd Never Clean Anything.

...hell, Which As Every Frequent Traveler Knows, Is In Concourse D Of O'hare Airport.

He Could Even Think About How Fast He Was Thinking About Things.