Eternity Is A Long Time, Especially Towards

People Think I'm A Simpsons Character.

The Human Failing I Would Most Like To Correct Is Aggression.

I May Contradict Myself, But At Least I Don't Contradict Myself.

The Radiation Left Over From The Big Bang Is The Same As That In Your Microwave Oven But Very Much Less Powerful. It Would Heat Your Pizza Only To Minus 271.3*c - Not Much Good For Defrosting The Pizza, Let Alone Cooking It.

If The Government Is Covering Up Knowledge Of Aliens, They Are Doing A Better Job Of It Than They Do At Anything Else.