Even A Cow Creates Ambiguous Signifiers. The

The Self-righteous Rule Out The Possibility That They Are What Has Gone Wrong.

The Same Old Thing--even If It's Champagne--is Still The Same Old Thing.

One Who Can Find Lemons Sweet And Grapes Sour Is Ready For Dame Fortune.

Excuses Change Nothing, But Make Everyone Feel Better.

I Have Tried Being Surreal, But My Frogs Hop Right Back Into Their Realistic Ponds.