Even As Far Back As When I

My Family Went On A Cruise, And I Got A Terrible Haircut. Fyi: Never Get Your Hair Cut On A Cruise. And I Had, Like, This Blonde Curly 'fro, And I Walked Into The Gym The First Day Back In Seventh Grade And Everyone Was Staring At Me, And For Some Reason I Thought, I Know What I Need To Do! And I Just Started Sprinting From One End Of The Gym To The Other, And I Thought It Was Hilarious. But Nobody Else At That Age Really Did. It Was Genuinely Weird

I Eat Like A Caveman.

I've Never Considered Failure.

You Guys Are Just Standing Up Because I Fell, And It's So Embarrassing.

I Can't Even Describe To Anybody What It Feels Like To Have My Naked Body Shot Across The World Like A News Flash Against My Will. It Just Makes Me Feel Like A Piece Of Meat That's Being Passed Around For Profit.