Even If Animal Tests Produced A Cure

Society Is Celebrity-based And We Are Determined To Use [celebrities'] Voices To Make Sure No One Forgets There Are Issues Over The Use Of Animals. Celebrities Can Be Great For Our Cause And Can Really Make People Sit Up And Think For The First Time About Animal Abuse.

It's Time For The State Department To Permanently Change Its Official Policy To Allow All Members Of U.s. Citizens' Families - No Matter What Size They Are Or How Many Legs They Have - To Evacuate Together When Disaster Strikes.

U.k. Citizens Fleeing The Middle East And Japan Have Been Allowed To Take Their Animal Companions With Them On Evacuation Flights. The U.s. Is Not So Civilized, And That's A Blot On Our National Copybook.

Perhaps The Mere Idea Of Receiving A Nasty Missive Will Allow Animal Researchers To Empathize With Their Victims For The First Time In Their Lousy Careers. I Find It Small Wonder That The Laboratories Aren't All Burning To The Ground. If I Had More Guts, I'd Light A Match.

Look Out For Your Baby Or Your Friend, Of Course. That Is Easy. The Test Of Moral Fiber Is To Stick Up For Those You Relate To Least, Understand Minimally, And Do Not Think Are That Much Like You.