Even The Worst Comic Is At Least

I'm A Great Lover, I'll Bet.

Now There's A Seven-day Waiting Period To Buy A Gun. Who Can Stay Mad That Long?

In Our School You Were Searched For Guns And Knifes On The Way In And If You Didn't Have Any, They Gave You Some.

So I'm At The Wailing Wall, Standing There Like A Moron, With My Harpoon.

The Other Night, The President Gave A Speech. He Said, "children Are Our Most Prescious Natural Resource". I Thought, "let's Hope It Never Comes To That".