Ignorance Can Be Cured, But Stupidity Is

Children Have A Master To Teach Them, Grown-ups Have The Poets.

This Is What Extremely Grieves Us, That A Man Who Never Fought Should Contrive Our Fees To Pilfer, On Who For His Native Land Never To This Day Had Oar, Or Lance, Or Blister In His Hand.

These Impossible Women! How They Do Get Around Us! The Poet Was Right: Can't Live With Them, Or Without Them!

Words Give Wings To The Mind And Make A Man Soar To Heaven.

Woman Is Adept At Getting Money For Herself And Will Not Easily Let Herself Be Deceived; She Understands Deceit Too Well Herself.