Ever Get The Feeling You've Been Cheated?

If You Can Sort Out Why You Feel The Way You Do Then You Might Be In Better Shape To Meet Your Maker.

The Real Color Of My Hair Is Mouse. I Always Want To Be Ginger, Which I Was When I Was Born, Or Blond, Because I Live In L.a., And I Want To Look Like I Go Surfing Without Any Physical Effort.

All The Things That You Would Have Thought Would Have Made Me A Professional A1 Criminal... Wrong. I Decided That Was Too Lazy And Easy, And Because Of The Way British Society Is, Quite Frankly You Were Denied An Education, So I Got One Of My Own.

Do Not Stand In The Middle, Go To The Right Or To The Left.

Obama's Dense As A Doorbell; Not Much Going On Up There - It's A Wooden Top.