Ever Notice How 'what The Hell' Is

I Remember When I Got The Part In Gentlemen Prefer Blondes. Jane Russell - She Was The Brunette In It And I Was The Blonde. She Got $200,000 For It, And I Got My $500 A Week, But That To Me Was, You Know, Considerable. She, By The Way, Was Quite Wonderful To Me. The Only Thing Was I Couldn't Get A Dressing Room. Finally, I Really Got To This Kind Of Level And I Said, "look, After All, I Am The Blonde, And It Is Gentlemen Prefer Blondes!" Because Still They Always Kept Saying, "remember, You're Not A Star." I Said, "well, Whatever I Am, I Am The Blonde!

I Don't Know Who Invented High Heels, But All Women Owe Him A Lot.

You Know, Most People Really Don't Know Me.

I've Never Fooled Anyone. I've Let People Fool Themselves. They Didn't Bother To Find Out Who And What I Was. Instead They Would Invent A Character For Me. I Wouldn't Argue With Them. They Were Obviously Loving Somebody I Wasn't.

What Do I Wear In Bed? Why, Chanel No. 5, Of Course.