Ever Notice That Soup For One Is

I'd Much Rather See Richard Pryor Or Jackie Mason In A Theater Than In A Club.

You Know, If You Need 100 Rounds To Kill A Deer, Maybe Hunting Isn't Your Sport.

I Love My Parents And They're Wonderful People, But They Were Strict, And I Still Look For Ways To Get Even. When I Got My Own Apartment For The Very First Time And They Came To Stay With Me For The Weekend, I Made Them Stay In Separate Bedrooms.

I'm Pretty Equal Opportunity When It Comes To Issues To Joke About.

My Family Was Totally Non-religious. There Was No Question We Were Jewish, But We Were Not Observant.