Every Damn Fool Thing You Do In

People Say That I Could Sing The Phone Book And Make It Sound Good.

When You Reach The Top, You Should Remember To Send The Elevator Back Down For The Others.

I Don't Want To Die An Old Lady.

Performers And Their Public Should Never Meet. Once The Curtain Comes Down, The Performer Should Fly Away Like A Magician's Dove.

I Want To Make People Cry Even When They Don't Understand My Words.