Every Few Months I'll Pop Into A

I Would Always Love To Be An Athlete, But It's Got To Be A Tough Day When You Have To Hang Up Those Cleats.

Thanksgiving, Man. Not A Good Day To Be My Pants.

Once A Year My Back Will Go Out And It'll Be... It's Like A Sciatic Thing And It's The Smallest Thing. Like I Could Be Leaning Over The Sink To Brush My Teeth In A Weird Way And It Happens.

I Really Wasn't A Class Clown.

You Think School Ends When It Ends, But It Doesn't.