Every Few Months I'll Pop Into A

Sometimes I Make My Life A Living Hell By Writing Complex Stories With Complex Characters. But I Love It.

I Try To Connect With The Everyday, Every Guy.

There's No Better Feeling In The World Than A Warm Pizza Box On Your Lap.

When You're Big You Don't Need A Reason To Sweat. You Don't, Right? My Friends Cannot Grab A Hold Of This Concept. They Come Up To Me All The Time Like Jeez! What Have You Been Doing? What Are Ya Jumpin Rope In The Attic?! Well, I Peeled An Orange.. About An Hour Ago. Why, What's Up?

I Had My Boy In Boston On Easter Sunday. That Kills Me, From A Sports Perspective. He's A Boston Baby And I'm A New York Guy.