Every Girl Has A Right To Be

There Is No Satisfaction In Hanging A Man Who Does Not Object To It.

Give Women The Vote, And In Five Years There Will Be A Crushing Tax On Bachelors.

What Is Wrong With Priests And Popes Is That Instead Of Being Apostles And Saints, They Are Nothing But Empirics Who Say I Know Instead Of I Am Learning, And Pray For Credulity And Inertia As Wise Men Pray For Skepticism And Activity.

Heaven, As Conventionally Conceived, Is A Place So Inane, So Dull, So Useless, So Miserable That Nobody Has Ever Ventured To Describe A Whole Day In Heaven, Though Plenty Of People Have Described A Day At The Seaside.

I Am Enclosing Two Tickets To The First Night Of My New Play; Bring A Friend... If You Have One.