Every Girl On The Planet Was Familiar

Dogs Like Everyone. Cats Choose Who To Like.

I'm A Southern Girl, And I Grew Up With This Slightly Schizophrenic Upbringing Where I Bounced Back And Forth Between Atlanta, Georgia, And A Tiny Mountain Town Called Brevard, North Carolina. My Parents Were Divorced, And My Two Lives Were Very Different Because Of Socioeconomic Reasons.

Hello Toes," I Say. They're Good Toes. I Like That They're Long And Slender And Not The Slightest Bit Stubby. I Wiggle Them, Ten Unstubby Waves That Say, "and Hello To You, Human Host!" Except They're Toes. I'm Talking To My Toes. Maybe I'm Not Bored... Maybe I'm Lonely?

You Shоuld Eat а Waffle! Yоu саn't Bе Sad іf уоu Eat а Waffle!

Prancing Around With Marshmallowss On Your Nipples Does *not* Constitute Living Your Life Fully!