Every Man Should Be His Own Guru;

Is It Possible To Grow Wiser Without Knowing It? One Hopes So. We All Hope So.

The Dog's Life Is A Good Life, For A Dog.

If There's Anyone Still Present Whom I've Failed To Insult . . . I Apologize.

Critics Are Like Ticks On A Dog Or Tits On A Motor: Ornamental But Dysfunctional.

The Artist In Our Time Has Two Chief Responsibilities: (1) Art; And (2) Sedition.