Every Once In A While I Play

My Number One Advice To High School Girls Is Birth Control. You Want To Keep All Your Options Open For As Long As Possible? Birth Control.

I Think We're In A Really Interesting Moment For Women Globally Just In Terms Of, Like, Historically, I Think We're In An Interesting Moment For Women. Because, It's Important To Remember, There Have Always Been Funny, Funny Women. Mae West Was Real Funny. Marilyn Monroe Was In One Of The Greatest Comedies, Some Like It Hot, Ever Made. I Mean, It's Not Like We're Lacking. I Just Think The Percentage Of Women In Positions Of Power In All Aspects Of Our Culture Is Improving And Women Are Standing Up And Demanding To Be Heard.

I'm Sort Of The Bossiest Sister.

When I Was In College I Was Accused Of Being A Goody Two-shoes. But Every Goody Two-shoes Has A Bad Side.

If I Ever Complain About Yachting Around The Mediterranean With Madonna, Who I Just Idolized As A Child, I Should Be Slapped Across The Face.