Every Plan I Have Is The Best

Steroids Build Your Muscles, But They Don't Build Your Tendons Or Ligaments.

Let's Hook Up And Just Bring Fiery Death.

I'll Hear A Song I Love And Suddenly I'm Isolated From Everything Around Me Just For A Nanosecond. That's A Moment Between A Moment.

There Was This One Time In Vegas When I Took Four Victoria's Secret Models And Did One Gram Off Each Of Their Bodies Within, Like, 45 Minutes. I Declared Myself King Of Vegas And Decided To Remodel My Hotel Room With My Bare Hands To Resemble King Louis Xiv's Bedroom At Versailles. Knocked Down Two Entire Walls, And Later Had Four Knuckle Surgeries. Still Wasn't As High As Rob Ford.

I Knew If I Got Loaded I Was Going Away For A While. People Would Say, Oh, You're Just Sober Because You're On Probation.