Every Poker Player Is Smarter Than Me.

The Only Difference Between Obama And Bush Is That Obama Is Killing More People.

If You Want To Turn Out An Atheist Child, Unconditional Love Constantly Is A Good Way To Do It.

I Intend To Do The Penn & Teller Show Until They Pry My Cheesy Magic Wand From My Cold Dead Fingers.

When You're Watching Psycho, There' S That Moment When You Have A Visceral Reaction To Watching Someone Being Stabbed. And Then You Have The Intellectual Revelation That You're Not, And That's Where The Celebration Comes In.

Never Ascribe To Conspiracy That Which Can Be Attributed To Ignorance.