Every Quarrel Begins In Nothing And Ends

Do Not Dump Your Woes Upon People — Keep The Sad Story Of Your Life To Yourself. Troubles Grow By Recounting Them.

We Make Our Money Out Of Our Friends. Our Enemies Will Not Do Business With Us.

To Avoid Criticism, Do Nothing, Say Nothing And Be Nothing.

There Is No Failure Except The Failure Of Trying.

Truth, In Its Struggles For Recognition, Passes Through Four Distinct Stages. First, We Say It Is Damnable, Dangerous, Disorderly, And Will Surely Disrupt Society. Second, We Declare It Is Heretical, Infidelic And Contrary To The Bible. Third, We Say It Is Really A Matter Of No Importance Either One Way Or The Other. Fourth, We Aver That We Have Always Upheld It And Believed It.