Every Role You Do Is Kind Of

The Sugar Frosted Nutsack Is Dizzyingly Brilliant. Mark Leyner Is A Hyperkinetic Shaman, Who Flies The Banner Of Rum And Candy And Writes Like A One-eyed Feral Bandit. His New Book Is Supremely Original, Delirious And Synapse-shattering.

I Try Not To Dwell On The Past. I'm Not A Big Go-back-and-try-to-relive-your-past Kinda Person.

I Was Never A Joiner. I Tried - I Had People I Admired And Liked And Wanted To Hang With, But I Ended Up Starting A Theatre Company And That Took Me Back To Chicago... I Guess I Wasn't A Scenester In The End. Something Must Have Worked Out Right, As I'm Still Here - But I'm Only A Binge Socialite.

If You're Going To Get Into Social Criticism With Absurdity And Satire, You Can't Be Politically Correct When You Do That.

I Love These Movies Where It's Just About The Film. You Don't Have My Face On The Poster. It's All About The Movie. I Like That.