Every Scholar, I Presume, Is Not, Necessarily,

What Pleasure Can Those Over-happy Persons Know, Who, From Their Affluence And Luxury, Always Eat Before They Are Hungry And Drink Before They Are Thirsty?

The Uselessness And Expensiveness Of Modern Women Multiply Bachelors.

The Longer A Woman Remains Single, The More Apprehensive She Will Be Of Entering Into The State Of Wedlock. At Seventeen Or Eighteen, A Girl Will Plunge Into It, Sometimes Without Either Fear Or Wit; At Twenty, She Will Begin To Think; At Twenty-four, Will Weigh And Discriminate; At Twenty-eight, Will Be Afraid Of Venturing; At Thirty, Will Turn About, And Look Down The Hill She Has Ascended, And Sometimes Rejoice, Sometimes Repent, That She Has Gained That Summit Sola.

Good Men Must Be Affectionate Men.

To What A Bad Choice Is Many A Worthy Woman Betrayed, By That False And Inconsiderate Notion, That A Reformed Rake Makes The Best Husband!