Every Song A Hit, Every Hit A

Hi, Well Soon Return You To The Dyslexic Production Of Bitty Bitty Chang Chang.

Wives Live Longer Than Husbands Because They're Not Married To Women.

I'm Handsome, No Ands, Buts Or Ifs.

I'm A Traveling Practical Joker. That's My Line Of Work.

My Mother On Her Death Bed Told Me, 'where The Hell Did That Kangaroo Come From!?' - It Just Popped Out Of Nowhere And Punched Her In The Head And Caused A Cerebral Hemorrhage, So I Thought I'd Move To A Country Where There Were No Kangaroos!