Every Time I See Him, He's Not

I Think Little League Is Wonderful. It Keeps The Kids Out Of The House.

In Theory, Practice Should Work Like Theory. In Practice, It Doesn't.

I'd Find The Fellow Who Lost It [million Dollars], And, If He Was Poor, I'd Return It.

I Love Baseball, I Really Do. I Always Told My Dad, I'm Not Gonna Make It Working... I Like To Play Ball Too Much. Which I Did. I Played Hard. You Gotta Work At This Game. You Really Do. And Its Fun Doing It If You Do It The Right Way.

Nobody Comes Here Anymore, Its Too Crowded