Every Time I Talk To A Fancy

There Have Definitely Been More Than A Few Moments In My Life Where I'm Wondering Where The Next Paycheck Will Come From And How I'm Gonna Pay Rent.

If A Guy Was Like, 'let Me Serenade You,' And It Was Bad, And I Had To Lie About It - Can't Have It.

I Remember Hearing Once That Good Girls Don't Get Caught. I Think That's Sort Of A Lot Of What My Teen Years Were Like.

One Of The Surprises Of Being A Grown-up Is Embracing The Fact That You See Your Friends When You Are Both Available. It's Not Like You Hang Out All The Time.... It's Just The Reality.

We Should Be Thanking Apple For Launching The $10,000 'apple Watch' As The New Gold Standard In Douchebag Detection.