Everybody Acts Like I'm Nuts. I'm Not

How Can I Ask Anyone To Love Me When All I Do Is Beg To Be Left Alone?

How Can You Go Wrong With Two People In Love? If A Good Boy Loves A Good Girl, Good. If A Good Boy Loves Another Good Boy, Good. And If A Good Girl Loves The Goodness In Good Boys And Good Girls, Then All You Have Is More Goodness, And Goodness Has Nothing To Do With Sexual Orientation.

I Don't Know If Anybody Wants To Mix Their Politics With Their Entertainment.

One Of My Friends Said To Me, "oh Yeah, Of Course You Aren't Writing." So I Was Like, "the Next Time You See Me, I'm Gonna Have A New Song." I Wrote "criminal" In 45 Minutes When Everyone Else Went To Lunch Because I Had To Have A Hit. I Can Force Myself To Do The Work, But Only If Someone Is Right Up Behind Me.

When I Came In From Paris Recently, For Some Reason The Guy From Customs Wanted To Know What Kind Of Music I Wrote. I Was Like, "i Really Want To Please You So You Don't Keep Me Here, But I Have No Answer To That."