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David What Your Mother Did To You Was Wrong. Verry Wrong.no Child Deserves To Be Treated Like That. She's Sick.

Your Going To Be Fine.i Promise You."- With My Finger I Made An X Sign On My Chest-"cross My Heart And Hope To Die,you Have My Word.you Don't Deserve To Live Like That,and We're Going To Turn Things Around.

I Know I Can Be Very Standoffish . . .

My Fans Are Buying The Dna Of Dave.

Even When I Lecture Per Se, I Am A Joke Comedian, I Can Do The Voices.