Everybody Is Somebody's Else's Weirdo

Hard Work Is Rewarding. Taking Credit For Other People's Hard Work Is Rewarding And Faster.

Intelligence Is A Measure Of How Well You Function Within Your Level Of Awareness.

I Believe In Karma... That Means I Can Do Bad Things To You All Day Long And Assume You Deserve It.

Some People Fear That Technology Will Become More Engaging Than Live Human Interactions. That's Silly; Technology Is Already Way More Interesting Than Other People.

I Had Several Different Bosses During The Early Years Of 'dilbert.' They Were All Pretty Sure I Was Mocking Someone Else.