Everybody Is Somebody's Else's Weirdo

Every Credible Scientist On Earth Says Your Products Harm The Environment. I Recommend Paying Weasels To Write Articles Casting Doubt On The Data. Then Eat The Wrong Kind Of Foods And Hope You Die Before The Earth Does.

The Main Difference Between Marketing And Fraud Is That Criminals Have To Pay For Their Own Alcohol.

Moslem: People Who Believe Suicide Is A Good Way To Get Laid.

Am I Getting Smart With You? How Would You Know?

Never Base Your Budget Requests On Realistic Assumptions, As This Could Lead To A Decrease In Your Funding.