Everybody Knows That I'm Not A Snob

Jeez Banana! Shut Your Freaking Gob!

These Days, The Rolling Stones Still Have An Edge, But That Fangs-out Ferocity Has Mellowed Considerably.

Gas Attendant: "thata Ain't No Etch-a-sketch. Thats One Doodle That Can't Be Un-did Home Skillet.

It's Possible That I've Matured As A Writer, And I Hope I've Matured Emotionally, But I Always Find Myself Revisiting These Adolescent Scenes.

Speaking Of Twitter, I Don't Even Know If I Composed A Blog Entry In 2009, As I Was Too Busy Parceling My Every Thought Into Cute 140-character Sound Bites. I Used To Only Worry About Being Pithy For A Living; Now Some Of My Best Lines Are Wasted On A Free App!