Everybody Knows That Only Creeps Put Cameras

I Mean, Look, No Matter How You Feel About Bush, Watching Him Speak Is Difficult. It's Like- It's Like Watching A Drunk Man Cross An Icy Street.

I Would Encourage People To Go To Nytimes.com And Read This Column And You Can See For Yourself.

I'm A Foot Soldier In The War On Christmas. And The War On Puppies And Sunshine.

I'm For Moral Blackmail When It Comes To Putting Away Child Molesters.

I'm Just Not Sure I Trust The Federal Government Not To Trample On Civil Liberties.