Everybody Loves To Show Up At The

Scrawny? Baby, I Invented Scrawny. Scrawny Is The New Sizzling Hot.

How Flattering,” I Grumbled. “my Soul Glows.

Travis: The Aphrodite Kids Were Ripping Each Other’s Clothes And Throwing Lipstick And Jewellery. It Was Like A Rabid Herd Of Wild Bratz.

I Tried To Think Of Something To Say. Excuse Me? Hello? Marry Me? Anything Would Have Done.

That’s Narmer With The Spoon,” I Guessed. “angry Because The Other Bloke Stole His Breakfast Cereal?