Everybody's Got A Job To Do, And

We Had A Dog, Apples. He Was 13 Years Old, Toothless, Blind And Had The Worst Breath This Side Of Jabba The Hut. But He Was The Sweetest Dog, And I Cried And Cried When He Died.

All I Can Say Is I've Been Reading The Lips Of Bleeped-out Words, Angry Baseball Players, And Stoned-out Rock Stars On Awards Shows For Years And It's Been Hilarious. Everyone Is Always Asking Me What The Bleeped-out Parts Are Saying.

I Am Grateful For Each And Every Food Bank That Helps Families In Need. Now, More Than Ever, Hunger Is A Crisis In America, And Yet It Is Not Spoken Enough And People Have Yet To Give Enough To Help Those In Need. Local Food Banks Help Fill This Need But They Need Our Help, Our Support, And Most Importantly, Our Dollars. No One Should Ever Go Hungry.

The Handicap Of Deafness Is Not In The Ear; It Is In The Mind.

I Got A Good Handshake. A Lot Of Executives Tell Me I Have The Best Handshake In Hollywood.